...Poop!
..."Let's waltz the rumba"...
..."Craig,
If I remember correctly, I addressed you as 'Margaret' in my last message and never explained it. That's because there's nothing to explain."...
...Drunk drinks drink to get drunker...
...Lost in a Lunchbox cannot be held responsible for lost articles of clothing...
...The suspect is a male Caucasian, age 18-25, approximately 6'4" tall, weighs approximately 200 lb., medium build, may be armed, probably circumcised...
...Crackers ought to taste more like gravy, and gravy more like rice. Rice, conversely, should taste more like rice...
...Your Horoscope:
Metronome--This week will find you swinging back and forth rhythmically, keeping a steady pace.
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