Two sips

How my favorite New Pornographers lyrics might be overdubbed for television...

(inspired by "If Yosemite Sam's Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Television in the Same Clumsy, Unconvincing Manner as 1980s R-Rated Movies."

"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm SPITfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm SHINEfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm SNOTfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm FUNfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm THINfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm SINfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm CRAPfaced"
"Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm POOPfaced"

...

"You had to send the wrecking crew after me."